A SATIRICAL ODE TO ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM_ ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM - got a number of folks to grin again. Dressed like Your Highness - in Cabaelas finest he put his tarped self on display. And spouting crude libertariums - his thoughts like a lighted acquarium With fish swimming ‘round - that would start at the sound Of those he held mentally at bay. But like all good things that must end - LaVoy made a couple of friends Who watched their prelate - use his power to bait And get his own poor dumb ass blown away. So if you’re somehow expecting a boy - be sure to name him LaVoy It’s what He would want - being so nonchalant About dying a hero that way. (Donnie Hosie)

A Satirical Ode to Robert LaVoy Finicum

Being more of an extended limerick, really … It reads, A SATIRICAL ODE TO ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM – got a number of folks to grin again. Dressed like Your Highness – in Cabaelas finest He put his tarped self on display. And spouting crude libertariums – his thoughts like a lighted aquarium…