A Satirical Ode to Robert LaVoy Finicum

Being more of an extended limerick, really …
A SATIRICAL ODE TO ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM_ ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM - got a number of folks to grin again. Dressed like Your Highness - in Cabaelas finest he put his tarped self on display. And spouting crude libertariums - his thoughts like a lighted acquarium With fish swimming ‘round - that would start at the sound Of those he held mentally at bay. But like all good things that must end - LaVoy made a couple of friends Who watched their prelate - use his power to bait And get his own poor dumb ass blown away. So if you’re somehow expecting a boy - be sure to name him LaVoy It’s what He would want - being so nonchalant About dying a hero that way. (Donnie Hosie)

It reads,

A SATIRICAL ODE TO ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM

ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM – got a number of folks to grin again.
Dressed like Your Highness – in Cabaelas finest
He put his tarped self on display.

And spouting crude libertariums – his thoughts like a lighted aquarium
with fish swimming ’round – that would start at the sound
Of those he held mentally at bay.

But like all good things that must end – LaVoy made a couple of friends
Who watched their prelate – use his power to bait
And get his own poor dumb ass blown away.

So if you’re somehow expecting a boy – be sure to name him LaVoy
It’s what He would want – being so nonchalant
About dying a hero that way.

– Donnie Hosie
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